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Quote from the episode The Fugitive (Part 2)

Sergeant Jeffords: I'm gonna find this bastard. I don't need this [Afghan] anymore. I should take my jacket, though. I mean, it's January. I ain't crazy.

Quote from the episode The Audit

Sergeant Jeffords: You took two weeks off when Kourtney and Scott Disick broke up. Are you sure you're ready to be back at work now?

Quote from the episode The Audit

Sergeant Jeffords: Sergeant Wells, have you been to other precincts yet? How'd they do?
Teddy: Well, you know, everyone's got their issues.
Sergeant Jeffords: That's too bad. I want all my brothers in the NYPD to do perfectly. The Seven-Four is corrupt. You didn't hear it from me.

Quote from the episode Serve & Protect

Sergeant Jeffords: Also, there's no way she even knows I waited.
Amy: The gift you bought her, did you buy it when you first wanted to break up with her or when you finally did it?
Sergeant Jeffords: The first time! But why would that matter - the gift receipt!
Gina: They all break eventually. Get him out of my sight.

Quote from the episode The Last Ride

Sergeant Jeffords: They're gonna split us up and send us all to different precincts. This is the last time I'm gonna stand up here and look at you guys. Hitchcock, close your damn legs!

Quote from the episode The Last Ride

Rosa: Sarge, I got a case for you. Guy had his phone stolen at a bar last night.
Sergeant Jeffords: All right!
Greg: It's not that big a deal. I just need to file a police report for my insurance company.
Rosa: No, it is a major injustice, and we're gonna set it right.
Greg: It was a crappy old phone. I'd rather just get a new one.
Sergeant Jeffords: We're the police and we're here to help you. So shut your damn mouth. Now tell us what he looked like.
Greg: I only saw his back. Uh, he had a blue hoodie on.
Sergeant Jeffords: Whoo! We got a lead!

Quote from the episode Moo Moo

Sergeant Jeffords: I can do more, sir. I'd like to take on additional responsibilities.
Captain Holt: Good. I like seeing you take initiative. Let's see what there is.
One Police Plaza is looking for a City Council liaison. That's a rewarding but challenging opportunity, but I think you'll do a great job.
Sergeant Jeffords: That sounds perfect. Thank you, Captain.
Captain Holt: My pleasure. The application is due tomorrow.
Sergeant Jeffords: Okay.
Captain Holt: It's 96 pages.
Sergeant Jeffords: Okay. Okay.
Captain Holt: Not including a 4,000-word personal essay.
Sergeant Jeffords: Okay. Okay. Okay.
Captain Holt: Will that be a problem?
Sergeant Jeffords: No! Not a problem for Terry. Terry does not have a problem at all.
[cut to Sarge at Amy's desk]
Sergeant Jeffords: Terry's got a big problem!

Quote from the episode Moo Moo

Sergeant Jeffords: Moo Moo? Moo Moo! [sighs]
Officer Malnack: What's going on, buddy?
Sergeant Jeffords: Oh, hey.
Officer Malnack: Whoa, whoa, don't move.
Sergeant Jeffords: Oh, I was just-
Officer Malnack: Step back. Keep your hands where I can see 'em. Drop that.

Quote from the episode Moo Moo

Officer Malnack: What're you doing in this neighborhood, buddy?
Sergeant Jeffords: I live here. Listen-
Officer Malnack: Whoa. You need to lower your voice.
Sergeant Jeffords: Lower my voice?
Officer Malnack: You know what? Put your hands on your head. Turn around. Don't make any sudden movements.
Sergeant Jeffords: I didn't do anything. Also, I'm a-
Officer Malnack: Keep talking. See what happens next, huh? Big guy.

Quote from the episode Moo Moo

Sergeant Jeffords: Officer Maldack. Thanks for coming.
Officer Maldack: Hey. I'm really glad you set this up. I'm so sorry for what happened.
Sergeant Jeffords: Oh. Wow. I am really happy to hear that. I was thinking this conversation was gonna go a lot differently.
Officer Maldack: No, no. It was an honest mistake. I mean, if I had known you were a cop, I never would've treated you that way.
Sergeant Jeffords: So you're sorry for not knowing I was a cop sooner?
Officer Maldack: Yeah.
Sergeant Jeffords: And that's it?
Officer Maldack: Yeah.
Sergeant Jeffords: But you shouldn't have treated me that way whether I was a cop or not.
Officer Maldack: What do you mean?
Sergeant Jeffords: I was just walking down the street. There's nothing suspicious or illegal about that.
Officer Maldack: Okay, but you and I both know that you don't exactly look like you belong in that neighborhood.
Sergeant Jeffords: I live there.
Officer Maldack: Look. Nine out of ten times I get called to that neighborhood, it's about a guy that looks like you.
Sergeant Jeffords: Were you responding to a call?
Officer Maldack: No, but you're missing the point.
Sergeant Jeffords: No, you're missing the point. I just want you to admit you only stopped me because I'm black and to apologize and say you won't do it again!
Officer Maldack: Hey, look. We wouldn't even be having this conversation if you had your badge on you. Next time, don't forget it.
Sergeant Jeffords: Oh, so this is all my fault?
Officer Maldack: I'm not apologizing for doing my job.
Sergeant Jeffords: That's not the job, man.

Quote from the episode Moo Moo

Captain Holt: Sergeant Jeffords.
Sergeant Jeffords: That's right. It's me, Sergeant Jeffords, from the precinct. I'm the guy whose damn complaint you don't want to submit, and I can't think of one damn reason why!
Captain Holt: Everyone. This is Sergeant Jeffords.
Sergeant Jeffords: Hi!

Quote from the episode Moo Moo

Captain Holt: Terry, I know you're upset, but this is the right thing to do.
You're this close to the City Council position, and that's just the beginning.
It would be a shame to jeopardize that.
Sergeant Jeffords: Look, I get that the guys in our precinct wouldn't profile me, but it still happened only one precinct over.
Captain Holt: Which is why you need to keep pushing forward in your career, so that you can change the system. Terry, you're a great cop. You could become a chief or higher.
Sergeant Jeffords: How long will it take to make change that way? Maldack is on the street now.

Quote from the episode Cop-Con

Sergeant Jeffords: What is taking so long with those keys? I gotta hit that pillow top. It's starfish o'clock.

Quote from the episode Chasing Amy

Sergeant Jeffords: Terry is your god. All hail Lord Terry, giver of life. [high voice] "All hail Lord Terry."

Quote from the episode Chasing Amy

Captain Holt: I guess we're condemned to a life of solo railroading.
Sergeant Jeffords: We don't have to be. I know we've had our differences, but through some crazy twist of fate we found each other. Shouldn't we just be excited that we have someone to share that with?
Captain Holt: Not interested. Good day.
Sergeant Jeffords: Okay. Well, I just wanted to show you I got a tiny little train inspector. It's to make sure the tracks were up to code. I'll be going.
Captain Holt: Wait. You left your figurine behind for some reason. Take it. [Terry starts leaving again] Wait.
[cut to Terry and Holt playing with the train set]
Captain Holt: Come on, Sergeant, take the train through the pass.
Sergeant Jeffords: All aboard the Terryliner. Next stop, Holtsovania.

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