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Quote from the episode Renewal

Sergeant Jeffords: Wait, wait! I want that back. I was only selling the lyrics. If I knew about the gum, I would've charged you more.
Frank O'Sullivan: Ah, a bunch of bunk. You set a price, I hit the bid. End of story.
Amy: [in ear piece] Terry, if we don't get that fingerprint, we won't be able to open his laptop and they'll kill our reform program.
Sergeant Jeffords: Please! I really need that gum.
Frank O'Sullivan: You can beg all you want. A deal is a deal.
Amy: Oh, God, it's all falling apart. Everything good in my life...
Frank O'Sullivan: Look, you don't understand how special this is, so you don't deserve to have it.
Amy: Happened when he showed up. I mean, Jake is only...
Frank O'Sullivan: I can't even believe you worked for William Martin Joel...
Amy: The mostly mature man that he is because of Holt...
Frank O'Sullivan: And rummaged through his trash.
Amy: So he'll backslide, and then our marriage will fall apart.
Frank O'Sullivan: So no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Amy: And our son will grow up in a broken home.
Sergeant Jeffords: Oh, my God, enough! You need to move on!
Amy: Are you talking to me?
Frank O'Sullivan: You talking to me?
Sergeant Jeffords: Yeah, I'm talking to you. You need to move on.
Amy: From Captain Holt?
Frank O'Sullivan: From Billy Joel?
Sergeant Jeffords: It's not healthy to have your entire identity wrapped up in another person.
Amy: I know, but Raymond Holt...
Frank O'Sullivan: I know, but Billy Joel...
Both: Taught me everything.
Sergeant Jeffords: But look what it's doing to you. Just look at yourself right now.
Amy: I guess I am kind of messing up this mission.
Frank O'Sullivan: I guess I could use the money for the bank so they don't take my ma's house.
Amy: Thank you, Terry.
Frank O'Sullivan: Thank you, Geronimo Rodriguez.

Quote from the episode The Last Day (Part 1)

Sergeant Jeffords: Thank you for considering me. Again, I'm sorry about that interruption. I know the heist seems crazy.
Deputy Chief Williams: No, no, no. In a difficult job, it's vital to give people a chance to blow off some steam. That's just good leadership.
Sergeant Jeffords: Wow! I was sure you'd be angry. I figured this interview was over. [chuckles] What? There's a price tag on this chair.
Deputy Chief Williams: Oh, well, I must have forgotten to take it off. It's a recent purchase. You should know, Jeffords, I want to keep you here.
Sergeant Jeffords: You want to keep me here?
Deputy Chief Williams: Yes, at the NYPD.
Sergeant Jeffords: Hmm. Wait a minute. There's no light bulb in this lamp. This computer isn't even plugged in. And there is no light coming from this window. Son of a bitch! This is a fake office. It's all part of the heist!

Quote from the episode Thanksgiving

Sergeant Jeffords: I ate one stringbean. It tasted like fish vomit. That was it for me.

Quote from the episode The Oolong Slayer

Charles: Sarge, I know you have every right to be stressed out.
A new kid on the way, Sharon's on bed rest, global warming-
Sergeant Jeffords: This preamble is making me nibby. Get to the point.

Quote from the episode Two Turkeys

Sergeant Jeffords: Well, at the Jefford's house, it's not just Thanksgiving, it's also Ava's birthday, so we do it up huge. I got her a Perry the Parrot. That's a hot toy. Terry tried ten toy stores.

Quote from the episode Halloween II

Sergeant Jeffords: School is cool. That's why it rhymes.

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