Jake: No, I was actually talking to none other than Gina Linetti.
Sergeant Jeffords: Really? No one's heard from her in months.
Jake: Well, she just invited us to go check out her new place.
Sergeant Jeffords: I'm surprised you're so excited to see her. I mean, she's been blowing you off ever since she left.
Jake: What? In what way?
Sergeant Jeffords: She bailed on your birthday drinks.
Jake: It wasn't that fun.
Sergeant Jeffords: She was a no-show at your Secret Santa party!
Jake: Christmas is overrated.
Sergeant Jeffords: She hasn't called you in months!
Jake: I'm not that interesting. Look, what is going on with you? Are you hangry?
Sergeant Jeffords: No. I just ate six hardboiled eggs.
Jake: Well, maybe you should've made it a cool "doz."