Captain Holt: No movement yet. So here's our plan. After watching everyone coo over your maudlin proposal, I've decided we should employ a similar diversion.
Amy: Smart, I'm in.
Captain Holt: You will tell Jake you are pregnant with his child.
Amy: What? I'm not pregnant.
Captain Holt: Here is a positive pregnancy test and a sonogram of your fetus. Congratulations. It's a girl.
Amy: Feels a little mean to play with Jake's feelings like that, sir.
Captain Holt: You're right, it is mean. Too bad. As your mentor I command you to do it.
Amy: Wow, okay.