Jake: As Holt argues with me I will be covertly releasing more water into Cheddar's bowl. Then we sit back and wait for-
[cut to:]
Captain Holt: Potty time again?
[present:]
Sergeant Jeffords: What if he takes him downstairs?
Jake: He won't. I spent a lot of time making clandestine searches on Holt's computer. Now all of his targeted ads direct him straight to-
[cut to:]
Captain Holt: The Puppy PeePee Pad. Intriguing.
[present:]
Jake: He bought one and put it out on the roof next to Gina's golden statue. And, because he believes that Cheddar deserves to pee in privacy like any other self-respecting adult, he will leave Cheddar outside alone to do his business.
[cut to:]
Captain Holt: Notify me when you're done, via bark.