Amy: You tased me!
Jake: You tased me first!
Sergeant Jeffords: Enough! Terry's had enough of this. This was supposed to be just a fun game but it's turned you all into terrible people. Betraying your husband, putting your friend in the mail. Jake and Amy, did you guys buy each other any gifts this year that weren't tasers?
Jake: No.
Amy: No.
Sergeant Jeffords: You all pretended that this was all about helping me with my test. But none of you cared one bit. You know what? You all suck!
Jake: [BEEPING] Oh no, my voice command. Terry, look out!
Sergeant Jeffords: [GROANS]
Jake: Okay. I know that was bad, but let's not jump to any conclusions about whose fault it was.
Band: [singing] Jacob Peralta, Jacob Peralta This was all his clever plan. Jacob Peralta-
Jake: Wow, what a fun improvised song.