Jake: Wait. Where is everyone? Where are all the desks? What is happening?
Sergeant Jeffords: What's happening is- You all suck! [BEEPING]
Band: [singing] You all are losers, you all are losers And Terry Jeffords is the best! You are all losers, you are all losers And Terry Jeffords is the best-
Jake: Son of a bitch stole my song.