Jake: So, the tipster saw the Saturn parked out back and the woman at the desk said it belongs to the man in room 203. One "Larry Bird."
Charles: Obvious fake name.
Jake: Or is it so insane that there's no way it's fake? If you're trying not to draw attention, why not go with something like "John Smith?"
Charles: From "Pocahontas"? Uh, yeah. Way to fly under the radar. [laughs]