Madeline Wuntch: Apology accepted. There's a Policeman's Ball tonight. I can plant the bug on Kelly there. And since you don't trust me, you can be my plus one.
Captain Holt: Oh, please. Everyone knows we're enemies. It would raise suspicions.
Madeline Wuntch: Don't worry. I know just what to tell people.
[cut to:]
Captain Holt: Madeline and I are now ... lovers.