Sergeant Jeffords: Could I have everyone's attention? I know it's my last day, and I've been in denial about it all week. And I still am. So, I'm giving this toast for no reason. Here's to nothing!
Jake: You okay there, Ter?
Sergeant Jeffords: It's just that, if I wasn't in denial, I would be so depressed right now at the thought of leaving all of you.
Rosa: Yeah, we'd be depressed too if anything was happening, which it isn't.
Amy: Right, and I'm not gonna say that no matter what precinct number is on your uniform, you will always be part of the Nine-Nine.
Sergeant Jeffords: It means so much to me you aren't saying that right now.
Charles: And I wanna say I'm not gonna miss you at all, you piece of crap. Good riddance.
Jake: Pretty sure you're misreading the game here, Charles.
Charles: Yeah. I see that now.