Doug Judy: Anyways, it's a shame I gotta ruin your celebration by cutting a deal and getting out of here.
Jake: Never! Right?
Doug Judy: I'm just saying, I know a lot of real high-profile felons. Makes me a very desirable tattletale.
Rosa: We will never cut a deal with you, not after you screwed us last year.
Doug Judy: You don't want any info on a local burglary ring, perhaps?
Captain Holt: Not good enough.
Jake: Testify, Captain!
Doug Judy: How about a guy who makes fake credit cards?
Captain Holt: Negative.
Jake: You see that, Judy? No matter what you say, you're going to jail.
Doug Judy: What about drugs? Y'all ever heard of giggle pig?
Rosa: What do you know?
Captain Holt: We're listening.
Jake: No, no, no, no, no, we're not listening. We can't hear him. Everybody shoot your guns in the air.