Captain Holt: All of you broke into a crime scene under the influence of alcohol, overstepped your jurisdiction, and disobeyed my direct orders. Everyone involved tonight is gonna get written up.
Jake: Okay, fine. Here's everyone who was there. Jake Peralta, J. Peralta, Dr.
Jacob Peralta, who has a PhD in slow-jam studies from Funktown State University, also involved was the right honorable J-
Captain Holt: Okay, enough.
Jake: My point is it was a Peralta special, sir. No one else was there.
Captain Holt: Well, Detective, I'm happy to see you're learning how to be part of a team. Everybody go home. Sleep it off.