Captain Julie Kim: Anyway, I just want to say how excited am to be here at the Nine-Nine. I hear the best things about this place.
Jake: From who? Madeline Wuntch, per chance?
Captain Julie Kim: Oh, I've never actually spoken to Acting Commissioner Wuntch. I requested the posting through the C.O.P's office. I didn't prepare a speech, but a little about me: I was the first female Asian-American captain in the NYPD. My guilty pleasure is charity work. And what do I do for fun? Well, basically just design and build skate parks for marginalized communities; and that's me.
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Jake: What a gigantic turd.
Captain Holt: Agreed, an unformed pile.