Captain Julie Kim: I'm not firing you. I'm impressed by your talent and record, and it just so happens have a friend in the FBI who is looking for an NYPD liaison officer. So what do you say?
[cut to:]
Amy: So what did you say?
Jake: I told her I'd rather stick my entire head inside a giraffe's long blonde butt than accept a job offer from her.
Captain Holt: Mm-hmm.
Sergeant Jeffords: You said that?
Jake: In my head. In my mouth I said I would think about it and get back to her. She'll get the message when I dillydally.