Jake: Now, who's ready to compete?
Captain Holt: Count me in. I could really use this day off to spend some time with my husband.
Rosa: Oh, please. We all have loved ones. You're not getting any sympathy just because you're gay.
Jake: Rosa, I don't think he was-
Captain Holt: No, I was. She saw right through me. Nevertheless, I will destroy you all.
Jake: Copy that. I love your intensity.