Charles: The time has come for the grand finale, the obstacle course.
Hitchcock: This is gonna be rough. Turns out, taking a ton of random pills is really bad for you. Everything hurts.
Jake: Yeah, I'm like 50/50 gonna die.
Charles: On your mark, get set, dazzle me, freaks! First, you must make your way past the barricade hurdles. After the hurdles, you must fish a dollar coin out of our gross, clogged-up sink of nightmares. You use that money to buy a hot dog. After you eat the entire dog, you'll return to the break room, where you must extract an olive from the windpipe of a Heimlich practice dummy.
Jake: [to Hitchcock] Why are you using your mouth for everything?
Charles: The winner will be the first person to sit in the Ringmaster's throne. Uh-oh, surprise twist! To get to the throne, you must break through a breach training door.
Jake: What? Why are you making this so hard on me?
Charles: It's all for the show, Jake. The greatest show on Earth!