Sergeant Jeffords: You can't have pets in here. This is a police precinct.
Charles: I know, I'm sorry. I got them for Nikolaj's birthday, but it turns out he's allergic and the pet store won't take them back.
Sergeant Jeffords: I've got a friend who works in a lab. I can call and see if they need any guinea pigs for their research.
Charles: They are not science experiments! They are living creatures with rich inner lives.
Sergeant Jeffords: Claire number two is stuck on his back like a bug.
Charles: Oh, I'll handle this. [cage rustling] Flip! Flip! Oh, I flipped the wrong Claire.