Doug Judy: I want you to meet the guys. This is Nathan, Josh, and Chuck. This is my buddy, Sean, from prison. How's it going, fellas?
Chuck: I've never heard you mention Sean before.
Jake: Yeah, well like he said, I just got out of jail. Five years.
Chuck: Tough sentence. What'd you do?
Jake: Elder abuse. Got my grandpa good, so...
Chuck: Damn, that's very upsetting.
Jake: Damn straight it is.
Doug Judy: Elder abuse?
Jake: I was trying to think of something that wouldn't inspire any follow-up questions.