Jake: Sure, anyways, I know some of the best cops in the city are gonna be on that task force, and I would appreciate it if you'd consider me for it. Here's my résumé. And I thought it would be fun if I rapped it. [off Holt's look] But then I realized that would be a terrible idea, so I just wrote it down normally. It'll probably rhyme a lot on accident. Try not to focus on that.
Captain Holt: "Jake Peralta is age 39, but professionally, he's still in his prime..."
Jake: [chuckles]
Captain Holt: "If you ask me, he's New York's fine... est. Charles enters."
Charles: [rapping] Rat-tat-tat-tat-tat, Chucky B with the burner Raining hot fire!
Jake: Charles, it's not a rap. It never was. Everyone's professional here. Not the lyrics we discussed either.