Captain Holt: Dillman is the single best detective I have ever worked with. Sadly, he was unjustly fired for investigating corruption in the NYPD. He hated dirty cops so much they used to call him Mr. Clean.
Jake: Uh-huh, I'm sure that's the only reason they called him that.
Dillman: Because I'm bald? You think that's funny? I started shaving my head 20 years ago in solidarity with my mother who was undergoing chemotherapy.
Jake: Oh, look, I'm so sorry...
Dillman: I'm obviously lying. It's classic male pattern baldness. But now, based on your reaction, I know every single thing about you as a person.
Jake: That can't be true.
Captain Holt: It is. You're cooked.