Jake: Oh, my God. Okay, so yes, fine, there's a bit of a trend. But we're not cursed. You and I are good. I bet you could even fix things up with your dad.
Roger Peralta: The Admiral? I always hoped that I could reconcile things with him one day, but he's not going to let that happen. What can I tell you? We're not meant to have sons. There's a demon in our genes.
Jake: Title of your sex tape.
Roger Peralta: No, the title of my sex tape is "Cockpit Larry and the Mile High Stewardae."
Jake: What?
Roger Peralta: "Stewardae." It's plural for stewardess.