Sergeant Jeffords: [sarcastically] Oh, no. I don't get to compete for a bunch of stones that were in a dog's butt. What will I do?
Jake: I'll have you know that a dog's butt is cleaner than a human's mouth.
Sergeant Jeffords: That can't be true.
Jake: Well, a dog's mouth is cleaner than a human's mouth, and dog mouths lick dog butts, so you tell me where my theory is wrong.
Captain Holt: He has no comeback.