[June 2020:]
Rosa: Hey, you guys got a sec? I need to talk to you about something.
Jake: Whatever it is can wait, Rosie. You're gonna want to see this.
Charles: Question:
Jake: What is the number one problem with the coronavirus?
Rosa: Mass death, economic collapse, the way the disease has exposed
the systemic injustice at the core of American life.
Jake: Well, yes, obviously those, but after that, it's how to high-five your friends while staying six feet apart. But now the world can stop their worrying because we have created the COVID five. With this machine, you can execute any high five your heart desires. There's the classic. Slip me some skin. Sprinkle me. Sprinkle me. Sprinkle. Sprinkle me. Sprinkle. The Vulcan scissor. That's a bad one.
Charles: Yeah.
Jake: And of course, the need for speed.
Both: Whoo!
Rosa: Wow. That was impressively stupid.
Jake: I know, right? So what was it you wanted to tell me?
Rosa: Just wanted to say goodbye. I turned in my resignation. I quit the force.
Jake: What?
[Jake accidentally hits Sergeant Jeffords with the hand stick. Jeffords crashes into Scully, who spills his coffee on himself and a printer, which falls to the floor and then catches fire before the lights go out and an alarm sounds.]
Rosa: Dude, that was by far the best five.
Jake: You're quitting?