Jake: Captain Holt is in pain, and we need to help him get back together with Kevin.
Amy: No, we don't. Holt is a very private person. We shouldn't get involved.
Jake: Okay, you guys probably don't know this, but my parents got divorced when I was a kid, and it really messed me up.
Amy: Yeah, we know.
Charles: Oh, my God.
Jake: What, do I talk about it a lot? It doesn't matter. The point is, we can't let that happen to Daddy Holt and Daddy Kevin.
Rosa: So we're just dispensing with subtext now?
Jake: Yes, this workplace is my family... was that not clear? Holt is my dad, you're my mean older sister, Amy's my mom.
Amy: What?
Jake: What did I say?
Amy: You said, "Amy is my mom."
Jake: Nobody said anything! We don't have time for this, Amy. Now, who's gonna help me Parent Trap Holt and Kevin? Seriously? Nobody's on board with my scheme? Is it because I called it a scheme? I can say something different. Nobody's on board with my stratagem?