Jake: Sir, listen. I think Kevin wanted to stay. The only reason he left is 'cause he didn't know how you felt.
Captain Holt: Why would you think that? He's made no effort whatsoever.
Jake: Or has he? Did you know that Kevin is better at bird calls than you?
Captain Holt: Oh, a strange, hurtful non sequitur.
Jake: Now, who made the first corn crake call?
Captain Holt: I believe I did.
Jake: Correct. Kevin and I heard you, and he responded. But get this, sir. You made the wrong call. This is what a rooting corn crake sounds like. [bird call plays] The call you made was for a scarlet warbler. A trash bird.
Captain Holt: Okay, so you made your point. I'm a trash man who only knows trash birds.