Charles: [cell phone rings] Oh. Oh, God. It's my biopsy results.
Jake: What does it say?
Charles: I don't know. I'm too nervous. I can't read it.
Jake: It's not cancer.
Charles: Not cancer.
Jake: It's an infection, and it's highly treatable.
Charles: I'm not gonna die?
Jake: You're not gonna die!
Charles: Oh, we got to celebrate. Does it say if it's safe to ride a two-person banana boat?
Jake: I don't know. Let me check. It doesn't say.
Charles: Oh, well...