Captain Holt: The lab faked the blood results. None of the officers are actually sick, which means they have no excuse to miss work.
Frank O'Sullivan: Well, unfortunately, that is...
Captain Holt: Stop. I know you're gonna twist my words into some vicious attack on you and the NYPD. So, before you do that, I'd like the pleasure of making the vicious attack myself.
Jake: Sir, your insults are kind of known to be little too think-y, maybe you should just let...
Captain Holt: O'Sullivan, you are a [bleep], and I hope your [bleep] get shoved right into your [bleep].
Jake: Wow. Well, that was definitely not too think-y.