Doug Judy: [on the phone] The point is I wouldn't trade those moments for anything. I'm choosing to focus on the journey. [person speaking non-English language]
Jake: Wait a minute. What language was that?
Doug Judy: I don't know. Maybe Dutch. There's a lot of that in here. You know how active the Dutch mafia is in Jersey.
Jake: Judy.
Doug Judy: Okay, fine. Surprise! I'm in Amsterdam! I escaped from prison. My wife and I are living the life here now. Amsterdam is great. Jake, they got universal healthcare, legalized marijuana, and the workers are treated so much better. But you know what the best part is?
Jake: That you're a free man again.
Doug Judy: No. Stroopwafels. They're, like, these wafer cookies with caramel in between.
Jake: Oh, yeah, I think I've seen those at Trader Joe's.