Captain Holt: Slow down. Edward Williams is not a fake.
Sergeant Jeffords: Then why was he in a fake office?
Captain Holt: Oh, Terry, he just relocated to make room for the new reform unit on the sixth floor. It's a temporary space.
Sergeant Jeffords: Ooh.
Captain Holt: Lieutenant. What did you do?
Sergeant Jeffords: I may've gotten a little... heisty.
[flashback:]
Sergeant Jeffords: I'm supposed to believe this is your family and not the picture that came with the frame? [glass shatters] Oh, and this is a real award? Kapow!