Jake: It's all part of the perfect goodbye. Everyone should think they have the winning tube, but then at midnight when the time locks release, they'll realize they actually just have a sentimental gift from me. Look what I got Holt. It's the first tie I bought after he started making me wear them. And I'm getting Rosa a travel board game so she knows that we're gonna keep doing game night even though the Nine-Nine's breaking apart.
Amy: Aww.
Jake: And I'm also getting everyone AirPods.
Amy: Hmm, I'd lose those. Feels like it cheapens the sentiment. Plus, everyone already has headphones.
Jake: Okay, fine, no AirPods. So, in order for this to work, we have to get to the golden tube before Holt does and swap it out for the one with the tie inside.
[later:]
Jake: Hey there, Ray-Ray.
Jake: [v.o.] Then with Rosa believing that Holt has the real one, you just need to come up with a fake heist and then find a way to slip her the dummy tube.
Amy: [on the phone] It went perfectly.
Jake: Same here, sort of. We came back to change 'cause we had to ditch our magnet suits in the armored car. It was fine for me. Charles went commando for some reason. Anyway, he's getting dressed now. We just have to figure out a way to slip him his gift and then we're all set. The perfect goodbye is so close I can taste it.
Bill: Yum, yum, yum.
Jake: Gah! Bill, you can't sneak up on people like that. I gotta go.