Captain Holt: Well, apparently, it's less painful if you acknowledge the dumpee's feelings.
Rosa: Ew.
Captain Holt: But don't worry. We'll practice.
I'll be Marcus. Go.
Rosa: Marcus, I think we should break up.
Captain Holt: That makes me feel sad. I am sad.
Rosa: Your sadness is noted.
Captain Holt: I feel acknowledged.
Thank you for breaking up with me.
It will take me eight minutes to collect my things.
I think that went very well.