Captain Holt: You know you can't work a case yet. You've been assigned to desk duty.
Jake: Oh, please, don't make me sit behind a desk all day. That's worse than prison. No, it's not. Prison real bad.
Captain Holt: Those are the rules for anyone experiencing a traumatic work-lapse.
Jake: It wasn't that traumatic.
Captain Holt: You just said, and I quote, "Prison real bad."