Jake: I figured out who the arsonist is. It's this guy named Sam. He's a puzzle maker. And Vin took his job.
Vin Stermley: Sam Jepson? Oh, he's not the arsonist. He's been out of town for weeks. And he's one of my closest friends. He let me stay on his couch when Anna Kournikova and I broke up.
Jake: [scoffs] Well, I mean, she never won a major, so.