Olivia Crawford: Don't you think it's time New York had its first female commissioner?
Captain Holt: What about its first openly gay commissioner?
Olivia Crawford: Yes, that would be vital and important if you weren't 1 million years old.
Captain Holt: You do know that exaggeration is the "huckster's crutch"? Also, I come off quite youthful.
Olivia Crawford: You just said "huckster's crutch." Step aside, Grandpa.