Captain Holt: I'm not really Greg, and that's not Larry. We're Captain Raymond Holt and Detective Jake Peralta of the NYPD.
Jake: We've been targeted by Jimmy "The Butcher" Figgis, the mafia boss. We're in witness protection, and that is the full truth.
Sheriff Reynolds: [sighs] [laughs] Good one. That's a good one.
Captain Holt: Just call the U.S. marshal who handles our case. She'll explain everything.
Sheriff Reynolds: She? [laughs] Oh, come on. This is getting crazier by the second. But I'll tell you, I kind of want to see how it plays out.