Captain Holt: What would it take for him to intervene? Do I actually have to kill you?
Jake: No, he'd probably love that.
Captain Holt: Ugh!
Jake: But you know what he would hate? Okay, just go with me on this, all right?
Captain Holt: Ugh.
Jake: I can't stay mad at you. [Jake moves in and kisses Holt]
Sheriff Reynolds: Ooh! No! No!
Jake: Is it working?
Captain Holt: I think so.
Sheriff Reynolds: Not in my jail. No, no. Break it up! Whoa! Stop it! What are you doing?
Captain Holt: It's 2016, man. This is on you.