Jake: Man, this is like playing the coolest video game ever. My character is Terry.
Sergeant Jeffords: It's locked.
Jake: Ooh, kick it down. Front kick! Front kick!
Sergeant Jeffords: All clear.
Jake: Now strafe. Strafe!
Sergeant Jeffords: I don't know what that means.
Jake: Barrel roll. Duck.
Sergeant Jeffords: Duck? Just tell me where to go, man.
Jake: Wait a minute. Slide one of your feet forward. Now switch. Now punch both your fists forward at the same time.
Sergeant Jeffords: Are you making me do the running man?
Jake: Yeah. The original one. Excluding the movie. And Stephen King's classic short story. So, the third iteration.