Amy: Maybe you hurt Veronica's feelings without meaning to?
Sergeant Jeffords: Nope. I planned the perfect breakup. We got dinner at a mid-range restaurant nice enough to show I care, but not so nice she thought a proposal was coming. I even got her a classy breakup present, plus a gift receipt, in case she wanted to exchange it. And I said just the right words.
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Sergeant Jeffords: You deserve the world. You deserve someone that can make you happy and it is the greatest displeasure of my life that I cannot be that man.
Veronica Hopkins: Thank you, Terrence.
(CROWD CHEERS AND APPLAUDS)