Captain Holt: Peralta, Santiago I'm in your room.
Jake: What? How?
Captain Holt: Patio door was open I pushed through the hedge. Tell me, what is it about me that screams loser?
Jake: Yeah, you know, we're kind of in the middle of gettin' massages right now, sir.
Captain Holt: Oh, how thoughtless of me. I'll get down here so you can see my face.
Jake: Oh, no, that's-
Captain Holt: Hello. The question was, what is it about me that screams loser?