Amy: Look, I know you're upset, but this isn't your last chance to become commissioner. John Kelly's old. He's not gonna be in office forever.
Captain Holt: True, but he'll just be replaced by another mediocre old white man. Nothing will ever change.
Amy: All right, well, what about all your goals for the Nine-Nine? You still have so much left to accomplish.
Captain Holt: Wrong, I've accomplished everything that I set out to do. I wanted to reduce crime, and I did. There's no crime in Brooklyn anymore.
Jake: Seems like a bit of a stretch.
Amy: What about improving community relations?
Jake: Done. Everyone loves the police. It's embarrassing.
Amy: Way off.
Jake: All right, Ame, step aside; I got this. Captain, what about the Halloween Heist?
Captain Holt: I'll just come in and win it and then go back to my house.
Jake: Damn it. I'm out.