Doug Judy: You believe me, right, Jake?
Jake: I mean, the fact pattern's not great, but Trudy did seem very nice when I met her.
Doug Judy: You trying to get your freak on with my sister?
Jake: What? No.
Doug Judy: I see you looking at Trudy Judy's booty.
Jake: I am not looking at Trudy Judy's booty.
Doug Judy: Oh, you don't think she's a cutie? Don't be snooty.
Jake: She's a beauty, but I'm on duty.
Sergeant Jeffords: And you're married.
Jake: Well, yeah, but that doesn't rhyme.