David Santiago: I owe you guys an explanation. I actually started doing drugs when I was a teenager. You know how Mom and Dad put so much pressure on us? Eventually I just kind of cracked.
Amy: Wait, you felt pressure? You always seemed to effortlessly thrive at everything. I was so jealous. But knowing that you also felt the pressure-
David Santiago: All right, we can drop the act. I just didn't know who was listening.
Amy: What act, now?