Kevin: Fine. Jake is helping me with a burglary here at the university, and I asked him not to tell you.
Captain Holt: Is this about St. Augustine?
Kevin: Yes.
Jake: What's going on?
Captain Holt: He's embarrassed of me. Last Christmas, the classics department threw a holiday party. I had one drink too many and utterly humiliated myself.
[flashback:]
Captain Holt: And that was the point St. Augustine was making in "Consolation of Philosophy."
[present:]
Jake: Yeah, sounds super humiliating, saying something smart.
Captain Holt: Smart? I confused St. Augustine with Boethius. I might as well have stepped on a rake and bonked myself on the forehead.