Jake: Sir, wait. Oh! Wasn't expecting to catch up to you so fast. I don't know what to say now. I thought I was gonna have more running time to formulate it. Oh, I know! I'm sorry that we kept the case a secret from you.
Captain Holt: Oh, I understand why you did. The truth is, ever since I met Kevin, I've felt insecure in his world. I can't compete with these highly educated academics. I worry every day that I'll make one St. Augustine slip too many, and he'll realize I'm beneath him.
Jake: This is insane. You're the smartest person I know.
Captain Holt: I'll explain it to you. Among Kevin's peers, I'm a Jake.
Jake: No, no, no, no, no. I refuse to live in a world where you're the Jake, because if you're the Jake, what does that make me? The Charles?
Captain Holt: The Hitchcock.
Jake: The Hitchcock? Oh, my God. You dropped down so many more levels than I was expecting.