Dean Wesley Allister: I'm surprised you didn't know about them. Kevin must have gotten a pair. Oh, I remember what happened. You had to leave the Christmas party before they were handed out. Why was that again? Oh, yes. The kerfuffle.
Jake: But what about the autobiography of Persimminons you were taunting us with?
Dean Wesley Allister: I suppose I can see how holding any book would seem like a taunt to you.
Jake: I own a book.
Dean Wesley Allister: But I don't think Raymond is remembering the story correctly. Alexander didn't see Parmenion as a rival. He killed him over a dispute about his son.
Jake: Oh, no, it's Boethius all over again.
Dean Wesley Allister: At least you got one thing right. You do have a rock hard brain. Because that's bad. Everyone knows that a brain should be soft and wet.
Captain Holt: I wanted to say that, but Jake told me not to.
Jake: Yeah, because it's gross.