Brooklyn Nine-Nine Quote 10302

Quote from Hitchcock in the episode The Pontiac Bandit Returns

Sergeant Jeffords: So this is where all the tape went. I gotta put up this pictures my daughters drew.
Hitchcock: And I need some 'cause I cut my hand.
Sergeant Jeffords: Hitchcock! Go to the hospital!
Hitchcock: And give 100 bucks to some doctor to give me the exact same tape? I don't think so.

 Hitchcock Quotes

Quote from the episode The Big House Pt. 2

Amy: Hey, I think I found something interesting. I was double-checking last month's surveillance photos, and I noticed this. Hawkins has two different phones: her normal cell, and then this one that only has one app on the home screen Snapchat.
Hitchcock: Oh, she's up to something. Snapchat messages disappear. You can send anything to anybody, and after they see it, it's like I never sent it.
Captain Holt: Nobody ask Hitchcock why he knows that.

Quote from the episode Pontiac Bandit

Sergeant Jeffords: Hitchcock called himself Scully by accident.
Hitchcock: I did, but it brought me and Scully closer together.

Quote from the episode Thanksgiving

Amy: Hitchcock, why do you have your shirt off?
Hitchcock: Can't spill food on your shirt if you're not wearing one.

 ‘The Pontiac Bandit Returns’ Quotes

Quote from Doug Judy

Captain Holt: Give me some details.
Doug Judy: Ruiz and I were cellies in Attica in the '90s. He texted me last week. Needs some cars to deliver his product. I said no because drugs are stupid. Except for weed and sex pills. A man has needs. [singing] Rosa, Rosa, Rosa, Rosa. I can't think of your last name, baby.
Captain Holt: Enough crooning!

Quote from Jake

Jake: I've already got my cover story worked out. My name is Dante Thunderstone. I stole my first car at the tender age of nine.
Doug Judy: You had to fend for yourself since your mother was struck by lightning.
Jake: While she was pregnant with me. She passed. I lived. Some say that makes Zeus my dad. Oh! Mythic.

Quote from Rosa

Rosa: Hey, first things first. I swear to you we are gonna catch Doug Judy.
Jake: Yeah, I know. We did it once. We can do it again.
Rosa: No. We will catch him. More importantly, thank you. I know how hard that was to make that choice and let him get away.
Jake: No, it was an easy call. I know how much this task force means to you.
Rosa: It means so much, and it's been so stressful, and it went so well. Seriously, look at me, I cannot stop smiling. How do people do this with their faces?

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