Brooklyn Nine-Nine Quote 10629

Quote from Jake in the episode The Jimmy Jab Games II

Sergeant Jeffords: Anyways, you're in charge for the day.
Jake: Oh, boy. Here comes the lecture. "Be responsible, Jake. Don't do anything crazy or fun."
Sergeant Jeffords: There's no lecture. I trust you.
Jake: But there always used to be a lecture.
Sergeant Jeffords: Yeah, well, you're not the same immature, rebellious kid you used to be. Didn't you and Amy just buy a family-friendly midsize sedan?
Jake: In a rebellious color, champagne, which is an alcohol. And let's not forget, I wanted to have sex in your office just now.
Sergeant Jeffords: Yeah, to have a baby and become a father!
Jake: Yeah, he turned it around on me.

Jake Quotes

Quote from the episode AC/DC

Jake: I wasn't hurt that badly. The doctor said all my bleeding was internal. That's where the blood's supposed to be.

Quote from the episode The Vulture

Rosa: Come on, Peralta! Holt said to use the whole team. We all want this solved.
Jake: I appreciate the offer, but I work best alone. Except when it comes to sex. Actually, sometimes including sex.

Quote from the episode Halloween

Charles: Santiago, I know that you hate Halloween, but stick with me, and I promise you, you will love it.
Amy: Can you magically make everyone kind, sober, and fully dressed?
Jake: "Kind, sober and fully dressed." Good news, everyone. We found the name of Santiago's sex tape!

'The Jimmy Jab Games II' Quotes

Quote from Captain Holt

Captain Holt: So Diaz, I figured out why you wanna win. I hacked your work calendar.
Rosa: Those calendars are public. Everyone on the system has access.
Captain Holt: I hacked it. I'm a hacker.

Quote from Jake

Charles: Damn it, my pants. Sorry, everyone. Look away, look away.
Jake: Oh, damn.
Amy: Wow, who knew?
Jake: He really is the greatest showman.

Quote from Hitchcock

Charles: Okay, here we go, everyone. The game begins when the elevator doors ding. Are you ready for the Hellevator?
Hitchcock: Buckle up. The juice is loose! I am, Hitchcock!
Jake: What the [bleep]?

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