Brooklyn Nine-Nine Quote 10663

Quote from Charles in the episode The Jimmy Jab Games II

Charles: Are you okay?
Officer Debbie Fogle: Yeah, I'm just recovering from the EpiPen. I'm sorry I messed everything up. I'm just not cut out for this high-stakes world of having fun with friends.
Charles: First off, if you think you messed this up, you're crazy. Nothing can mess up the performance I'm putting on out there. Secondly, what you did today was incredible.
Officer Debbie Fogle: I got disqualified immediately.
Charles: Did I ever tell you the story of my Jimmy Jabs humiliation?
Officer Debbie Fogle: No. You pretty much never talked to me till today.
Charles: Well, it was 2009, it was the opening ceremonies and I couldn't be more excited. I even got my hair styled just for the event.
[flashback:]
Jake: Charles, flame me.
Charles: [screams]
[back:]
Charles: I was out before the games even began. But I wouldn't change that moment for the world because it made me realize that not even flames can grind me down to dust. There is a place for us, for we are glorious.
Officer Debbie Fogle: You are the bearded lady.
Charles: We are all the bearded lady.

 Charles Quotes

Quote from the episode Operation Broken Feather

Sergeant Jeffords: So we have good news, and we have bad news.
Charles: My Nana always said, "Bad news first because the good news is probably a lie." Fun fact: she made me cry a lot.

Quote from the episode The Big House Pt.1

Sergeant Jeffords: Boyle! Were you dreaming about Jake again?
Charles: Why did you wake me up?! I told you never to wake me up!

Quote from the episode Into the Woods

Charles: Is the equipment secure?
Jake: Check.
Charles: Weapon loaded?
Jake: Check.
Charles: Did you have breakfast?
Jake: What? That's not on the checklist.
Charles: I added it because I care about you.
Jake: No, I did not have breakfast.
Charles: Unacceptable. Look in your pocket.
Jake: Hey, there's little chocolate chips in this.
Charles: Yeah, I'm not an idiot. I know how to trick my best friend into eating his fiber.

 ‘The Jimmy Jab Games II’ Quotes

Quote from Captain Holt

Captain Holt: So Diaz, I figured out why you wanna win. I hacked your work calendar.
Rosa: Those calendars are public. Everyone on the system has access.
Captain Holt: I hacked it. I'm a hacker.

Quote from Jake

Charles: Damn it, my pants. Sorry, everyone. Look away, look away.
Jake: Oh, damn.
Amy: Wow, who knew?
Jake: He really is the greatest showman.

Quote from Hitchcock

Charles: Okay, here we go, everyone. The game begins when the elevator doors ding. Are you ready for the Hellevator?
Hitchcock: Buckle up. The juice is loose! I am, Hitchcock!
Jake: What the [bleep]?

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