Officer Debbie Fogle: Look what I found. Do you like it, Jake?
Jake: Uh, yes! I love it. Real Cruella de Vil vibes.
Officer Debbie Fogle: No, no, no. I'm not Cruella de Vil. I would never hurt dogs. I'm Perdita!
Jake: Who?
Officer Debbie Fogle: The romantic lead of the film. Pongo's wife. The girl dog.
Jake: Yes, yes! Of course, you look exactly like Perdita.

Sergeant Jeffords: This is gonna take forever.
Captain Holt: I actually took a speed reading course. I tested at 800 WPM.
Amy: That's pathetic. I tested at 802.
Sergeant Jeffords: That's pretty close to Holt's score.
Captain Holt: No, no, 802's incredible. She pwned me. I read the entire Urban Dictionary So I could converse with the other uniformed officers. Finished it in 47 minutes.

Captain Holt: But we have to let the investigation run its course. Right now, everyone's a suspect.
Rosa: Except for Hitchcock and Scully. Whoever did it took the stairs.

Sergeant Jeffords: So we don't know where Debbie has hidden the drugs. We searched her car, her apartment we even tried the location data on her phone, but she was smart, she had it turned off.
Amy: Or her battery died. According to her Screen Time app, she plays five hours a day of a game called "Cool Girl in School."
Charles: I love "CGIS." I just made captain of the color guard. Junior year's looking up.