Walter Peralta: I'm so glad you reached out to me.
Jake: Same, you know, now that I'm having a baby of my own, I've started to realize how important father/son/grandfather relationships really are. Which reminds me, my dad is also coming.
Walter Peralta: He is? I'm surprised he wanted to see me.
Jake: Well, he doesn't exactly know you're here. I thought it might be cool to surprise both of you.
Walter Peralta: You know who else thought surprises were cool? Admiral Yamamoto, and we all know what happened then, huh?
Jake: We do?
Walter Peralta: Pearl Harbor.
Jake: Pearl Harbor, right. Some surprises can be bad. But this one's not gonna be. This one's gonna be good, just like...
Walter Peralta: The Battle of Midway.
Jake: The Bimble of Durbay. Yup. We both said the same thing at the same time.

Rosa: Come on, Peralta! Holt said to use the whole team. We all want this solved.
Jake: I appreciate the offer, but I work best alone. Except when it comes to sex. Actually, sometimes including sex.

Amy: I can't wait to see the inside of Raymond's house. I'm gonna learn everything there is to know about him.
Charles: I bet it's really fancy. Like Beauty and the Beast fancy.
Jake: No, it's probably just an empty, white cube with a USB port in it for him to plug his finger in when he's on sleep mode.

Jake: I wasn't hurt that badly. The doctor said all my bleeding was internal. That's where the blood's supposed to be.

Hitchcock: Please, don't go looking for that witness.
Amy: We're just trying to fix your screw-up.
Scully: We didn't screw up. The witness gave us his name, but he asked us not to write it down because he's undocumented.
Rosa: So he's scared to show up to testify at the courthouse because he didn't want to be detained by ICE.
Amy: Damn it.
Hitchcock: You know, that keeps lots of immigrants from helping cops.
Rosa: Yeah, we know that. We're just surprised that you know that.
Scully: That's insulting. I'm very concerned with immigration issues.
Hitchcock: And I've dated my fair share of spicy...
Rosa: No!
Amy: Scully said the nice thing. You don't need to go past it, Hitchcock.

Captain Holt: Okay. Give me your flute. Wrong! First rule: never give anyone your flute.

Sergeant Jeffords: Sorry, we're so happy for you, but we also maybe, kind of already knew. I mean, you didn't do the best job of hiding it.
[flashback:]
Sergeant Jeffords: Why have you been carrying that box around so much?
Amy: I just love this box.
[flashback:]
Captain Holt: Why are you reading that newspaper? It's two days old.
Amy: I just love this issue.
[flashback:]
Rosa: Hey, why are you wearing that Hazmat suit?
Amy: I just love this look.